Vlad Fact #20

Because only anointed oils and bear skin touch the top of his head.

Because why mess with perfection. #recedinghairline

Because if Putin doesn’t wear ear muffs upside down, who will?




Vlad Fact #13

Vlad Fact #13 – Vlad can’t see your demand for human rights through your boobs.


 “Regarding this performance, I liked it,” grinned Putin at a joint news conference with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. “I did not catch what they were shouting, I did not even see if they were blondes, brunettes or chestnut-haired …”

*The article which inspired this Vlad Fact can be found here where you’ll learn one woman’s perspective on why “Show us your boobies!” doesn’t help. As she eloquently puts it, “keep your tits out of my fight.”

Sport diplomacy – p’sha – i prefer piano diplomacy



Last month American’s remembered a Cold War diplomatic super star, though he wasn’t an ambassador, general, president, or even sport icon like we talked about many moons ago. He was a piano player – the only one i’ve ever heard of to get a ticker-tape parade.